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BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it
runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops
for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years
old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface
of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?".
The young man replies
"A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000.
"That's
a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost
so much?"
"Because
this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool
dude proudly.
The moped driver asks,
"Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure" replies the owner.
So, the old
man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning
back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car, all
right!"
Just then,
the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly,
he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What
on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" the
young man asks himself.
Then, ahead
of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It
goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked
like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy.
"How
could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?"
Again, he
sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The
young man jumps out, and unbelievably it is the old man!!! Of course
the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the
dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can
do
for you?"
The old man groans and replies
"Yes.
Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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